Nobody is going to take my pride nobody is going to hold me down
What are you doing? You want to be a singer?
I think this song is very meaningful
So I want to fire up my spirit!
Do you know that you are hurting my ears?!
What are we going to do tonight?
Tonight? We are going to cheat on Big Eye Man
I have the whole plan set up already!
Master why do you look like shit today?!
Come on! My sister is weird all of a sudden she wanted to go study
Let her go!
It's okay to go study!
But she is studying something like forest management, that is weird
We always talk about
Don't give up a forest because of a single tree
You got the forest
But you do need a person to take care of it
What? You want to know the truth?
Let me tell you my sister dumped you already, forget it
Her first love lives in Canada
He is 6 feet 4 inches tall looks like Leonardo Dicaprio
You are almost 40 years old already... Okay...
2 more years, you'll start losing your sexual ability and eyesight will get worse
Old man with no money... Okay...
My sister will commit suicide for sure
Enough! You don't have to be this straight
You don't like it?
I wanna go to the big bit world...
Big Eye Man are we going to play the Big 2?
I didn't do gamble on horse races because you told me there is a loser coming
Hold it...
I won again!
We have to wait for him I don't know him that well
What is the matter with him?
Brother Man What?
There is a guy named King and he said that he wants to come in
Bring him in
He is here
Thanks!
Let me introduce to you
This is Nat Hello, Nat!
Dragon Nice to meet you
What is your name?
I am King!
He is Brother King
What king? Who do you think you are?
Brother Dragon wants to lose this quickly?
Enough! Deal it!
This place is famous for being fair
We will bet with cash
If anyone cheats he will have to leave a hand here
Understand?
I know! Do you think I am a rookie?
Let's begin!
Find the banker now
How much does a card cost?
We play for the first time $3,000 each, okay?
Okay! Hurry
I don't have the diamond 3
Who has it? Hurry up!
I have it
I will go first
Four 3s and a king?!
Pass! Anyone?
Pass!
Luckily my straight flush can beat him
Are you going to pass?
Wait!
Mine is just a little bigger than yours
Such bad luck on the first hand
Pass! Pass!
Pass! Continue
A pair of 6s!
I have pairs!
Big 2
Sorry, you have to lose 4 times
You lost $150,000 on your first hand! Do you bring enough money?
For the past few years today's bet is the lowest bet
You go first!
One 4!
One card?
One card?! You have lots of big cards haven't you?
One 6!
One 9!
9!
What is the matter with you? My nine is bigger than yours
I took the wrong card, okay?
You have to give up your chance this time. Next
I will use my 2 of hearts, okay?
Who got the big 2?
I do!
You don't have to be in such a rush?!
I really want to go!
I got an ace full house!
What the hell?
If you have good cards that can beat it use it now
What good cards?
Two 2s already were used, I think no one is able to beat ace full house
I got all the good cards
Four 5s
This sucks!
$100,000 again!
What did you do last night? You forgot to wash your damn hands?
Shut up, you have to pay too
You have to pay too
You too!
Thanks
Wait
What?
Kid, I think you are cheating
Go to hell! I didn't cheat!
I will show it to you
If I am cheating, why would I deal such bad cards to myself?!
I know
You deal all the good cards to this guy with white hair
He got such good cards
Don't blame me! I don't know him
Do you know him?
Take it easy
Just put all the money in there
Hey man, you are breaking the rules!
What rules?! They cheated
All rules are useless now
Put it in there
Don't get mad!
You too! Hurry
All of you freeze!
Go over to that table
Put all the money in there
Quick!
Don't move!
You killed him! Really?
Hold this
I will go first
What? Let's go
Hold this! I will go check it out
Boss, where are you going?
What? I am getting ready to go into fugitive
You don't have to go anymore! We got tricked by three swindlers
Damn it!
There are so many fools in this world
With our brains we will be rich for sure
I am telling you this because you are my cousin
If you work with us
we will be rich for sure!
I don't think so
Man is not simple
I think we should go abroad and hide
Master, please respect me a little
When you talk to me can you look at me please?
If we are going out why don't we go to Las Vegas?
You know, I think I have too much money I want fun!
Right
You have too much money, right? Right
Why don't you just lose your money to me let's play the Big 2
Are you kidding?!
You want me to win?
You guys go ahead I will go read over there
Come on... Good luck
I am happy that you want to play the Big 2 with me
Do you know that?
There is a song about the Big 2 that's my song
Ace and king are seeding me
Massage money comes from straight and flush
The car payment relies on the full house
A big 2 can support the whole family
I am worried about you
Thanks for your concern! Deal please
Diamond 3 goes first
What are you looking at?! Diamond 3 goes first
Three of a kind?
I will pass
Look at it, full house
Why do you have all the small cards?
Not five cards again, right?
Small straight, you lose four times!
Crazy!
I will go first
Wait
What? Nothing!
What are you looking at?
None of your business! Come on
A pair of 3s
What? Are you going to pass?
Pass
A pair of 4s! Pass
You don't have a pair?!
A pair of 5s! Pass
A pair of 6s! Pass
A pair of 8s! Pass
You really don't have a pair?
A pair of 9s!
Are they all small cards? I have only one card left, are you going to go or not?
Pass
If you pass you will lose 4 times Crazy!
Where is Dragon?
Master
Oh no...
I saw a girl and her tits are this big
But she is different than other big breasts
She is very cute and active
Everybody loves her
Where is she?
Coming
Where is the karaoke?
Over there Over there!
You sex maniac!
Come here... Hurry, why are you so slow?
Why are you so mean to people?
When a man sees a girl with big breasts
he will get horny
If you don't treat them meaner
they will take advantage of you
We came to Hong Kong to make money right?
I remember all rich men's faces I read in the newspaper
You three assholes! You think you are rich?
I'm the 3rd son of Bill Gates
You're the 3rd person I met today who claimed he is Bill's son
Who is real?
Which one of you is real?
Asshole!
Let's go
You are mean! This is cash!
Kill them! Kill them
Let's go
Kill them! Master, let's split up
Kill him... Don't run
This Big Eye Man is something! Even the police helps him too
Go over there!
Don't run... Stop!
Sorry!
Asshole!
How dare you cheat on Brother Man?!
Don't run... Stop!
Jump!
Why did you tell me to jump? We jumped into their net
Why didn't you jump far?
I jumped farther than you!
Shut up!
If I didn't come back to save you I wouldn't have been caught!
Officer
Why you put me in here?
You have a crab on your head
He is something! It's amazing to see him alive
Miss
No matter what you're going to sue me
you shouldn't put me in here!
Has anyone told you that you look like Leon before?
No!
You are right! You don't look like him at all
Sir... Sir
Sir, I think you're their boss
why did you take me here?
Brother King we didn't want to arrest you
Someone wants to see you
We don't know anything about this meeting at all
Do you understand?
No
You will understand after you go there
How come no one is here?
Come in
Call me Mr. Kiang
Sit down please
How come Hong Kong police speak Mandarin?
I am not with the Hong Kong police
I am a central intelligent agent from China
He's got more power than a superintendent
I don't have an identity here
Brother King, we picked you out from 200 other candidates
I hope you will do something for your country
I am only a gambler
Right! We need a good gambler
Look
This is Peter Chu
Three years ago, he appeared as a trustable constructer in China
He signed several main projects
But after years of flooding
We discovered that all the buildings he built were badly constructed
He stole lots of money from the country
Kill him then
All other officers who cheated with him have all been prosecuted already
Only he got away and fled to America
He also fled with $4,000,000,000 of renminbi
Look
This is Peter Chu, we know that he loves gambling very much
He has rented a presidential suite in Las Vegas
He has been hiding there since
American mobs and some political power holders are backing him up
We can bring him back
We tried to send men to go arrest him for three times
None of them made it back!
You want us to be your fourth try?
If you can bring back Peter Chu alive
put him on a plane to Hong Kong
And bring back $4,000,000,000 that he stole from our country
We will give you 2% of it as your salary
You want us to risk our lives for $80,000,000?!
Goodbye!
Let's go!
You made a deal with them?!
The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating
and also stealing old lady's underwear
We have to detain you for 48 hours
You like this room or the detention cell?
See! Police's really powerful!
Dragon: I was caught
Please answer the call
Answer the call!
It may be Dragon's call
Speak, God of Gamblers!
Nobody is going to take my pride nobody is going to hold me down
Master, don't worry about me!
After my death just burn me a paper girl with big tits
Where are you?
I am at
King, we have Dragon
Pay me $30,000,000 if you are smart
Or your friend will die
I don't have $30,000,000!
Why don't you check where this call comes from?
Okay
H-u-r-r-y!
Yes!
Give me some time!
Anything you want to say?
Master, please think
when you marry my sister
and I am not going to be there it will be too bad
It's only $30,000,000 you can get that money easily
I will cheer for you, listen
Nobody is going to take my pride
Enough
Master
Where is Big Eye Man?
One week you will have to report to me everyday
Or we will cut off his hand
If there is any scar on Dragon you'll pay for it
You look like you need some money
Okay! I agree to take the deal
But I want 3%! Which is 0.12 billion!
That is not a big problem!
But if anything happens in America
we and the Hong Kong police will not be responsible for anything
We don't care what you do
But I will support you spiritually!
We are going to Las Vegas this time!
Wait!
Let's see who is tougher!
Let's go!
Las Vegas is so big where are we going to find Peter Chu?
I found it!
What?
There are two beautiful girls by the pool!
What is it got to do with Peter Chu?
I didn't say I have found Peter Chu!
I said that I have found two girls
Who said that Hong Kong people are not reliable?
Taiwanese are worse
Told us to meet them here but where are they now?
We took a 20 hours' long flight for nothing
He said that he is the son of a famous politician in Taiwan
And I thought that we came from the same town, so I believed him!
We have used up our money what should we do?
So what? We got the necessary tools to make money!
Honeys, we meet again!
Don't tell me you're Bill Gate's son!
Don't tell anyone else but I am really his son
But his by-blow!
Really?
Of course! So what!
I am staying in Ceasers Palace
Where do you live?
Ceasers Palace too! Really?
Sure! I think you two must be very lonely
Why don't we leave together!
Okay!
Take the luggage for the ladies!
Let's go!
What is your name?
My name is Sammi!
What about you?
Betty!
What is your name?
My elder brother called Victor
my other brother called Richard and my name is Lukchard!
Lukchard?!
It is beautiful!
Cool!
Very tough!
Your boss is very nasty!
If he is not how can you make money from him?
Want to take a look?
Yes... Get closer
Very good... Very pretty!
Awesome
Give me some space
See over there
Awesome! Wonderful!
Hurry... Over here!
What?
That guy looks like he is something
Why don't we play with these two girls before we go look for Peter Chu?
You ass
Don't say it
I will be very sensitive about this!
What do you mean?
I will go crazy I won't be able to control myself too
Very scary!
Whatever standing next to me will suffer So just don't say it!
Okay Asshole!
What?
He is so mean!
It is very sexy!
I didn't mean it
I didn't want to do this!
What are you doing?
He works for me I can do whatever I want! Let's go
He is cool!
Go back to your room and clean up yourself
Get the honey ready!
What are we going to do?
Go to our room and get ready the honey!
Honey?
Excuse me!
One?!
I hate beggars walking in front of me!
It disturbs my concentration
Really! I love to kick beggar's ass
What is the matter with you? Your breath stinks
Better than yours
Chips please
I just want one chip!
I will bet $10,000 on the player
$50,000 on the player
You can't get to look at the cards
No card?
$100,000!
I am not going to bet on this hand! Have fun!
Card
One?!
Banker opens!
One for the player, seven for the banker
One card for the player!
Picture!
Is it a picture?
It's a 2
You only have 3, you will lose for sure
Banker wins
That idiot lost $100,000 because he wanted get to look at the cards
What a stupid decision!
I will bet $100,000 on the banker!
I want to bet on the player!
Black jack!
Zero?
Eight!
Shit! It's a ten!
No! I made a mistake! It is a seven
Card seven, I have 8!
So what?
I can get a nine and still kick your ass!
We will see
Picture
Nine
Shut the hell up!
It's all your fault again
Oh, what's wrong?!
Congratulation!
All is your stupid fault?!
Okay Gentlemen, place your bet!
Player!
Banker!
Player!
Which one are you going to bet on?
I am asking you!
I will bet on the banker!
I will bet on the player then!
You are trying to go against me!
Of course, you look so ill-fated!
Card!
Read the chart for me
Excuse me! Can I have a look of them? Yes
Zero!
Excuse me!
Thanks!
Five!
Seven is enough to shut you up!
It's okay! We will win this time for sure
Nine? What the hell?!
Zero again?!
What kind of card is this?
The card is yours! How do I know what happened?
Sir, please stay we have to check it up!
No need! He must be a cheater!
You are saying that I cheated?
Peter! What should we do?
How the hell do I know?
Why are you so mean?!
You talk back at me! How dare you?
You hit me?!
Baby, don't go!
There are lots of rich men in this world
You can follow me if you want
What are you talking about?
Nothing, but I got guts!
So what if I try to get your girl?
Dragon, collect the money for me!
Yes!
You can't leave, sir! Until everything is clear
Sir my ass! I am your V.I.P. Member!
V.I.P. My ass! Sit your ass down!
You are good!
I'm nothing! I work for him
I like you!
Thanks!
I don't like you!
Don't cry... don't cry!
Lukchard loves you
Where do you want to go?
To your room!
I am not that easy
But since faith brought us together
I will break the rules for you
You like Mickey Mouse!
I love Mickey Mouse ever since I was little
I have saved up couple special ones! Let me show you
Is it cute?
Very cute!
Do you know where I put the last one?
How would I know?
Here!
Wait
Why the rush? I need to warm up first!
Really?
I can take care of it
After you are done you will let me do you, right?
You are bad!
Good Kung-fu!
What a good move!
I have to try it!
Here comes the big daddy to the rescue
Is it fun? Do you like me?
This is too exciting!
I haven't touched you yet why you twist my nipple?
Again?!
Not a bad Mickey mouse nipple!
I can't take your punches already! Now you are trying to use a weapon
Can we stop playing?
How come all men love to play rough?!
Oh... Carol, everybody is naked
How does it feel? Is my girl good or not?!
Hey man, give me a chance
You are something!
You are so stupid!
How dare you mess with me! You are toasted this time!
My hitman Dragon is deadly he lives in the next door
He thought that you were having fun so he took off already!
I heard that you like Mickey Mouse!
How do you know?
Look! I heard everything
So I prepared a special Mickey Mouse gift for you
You don't have to be so nice
You are so kind!
Take a look!
You don't have to go this far?!
Have you had a Mickey mouse shit-cake before?
I added vanilla for you
Go! Help!
Stop it!
You cheater just love to sneak into people's room
Thanks for your help! I just ate shit!
I'm sorry!
Don't you think I can't see you
Stay here! Let him go!
Take it easy! We can make a deal!
Let him go!
Let's exchange, okay?
Okay, let him go!
Do it at the same time!
Let me give you a kiss!
Let go!
Let's be friends
Security guard is coming
Ha! Small eyes with big dick!
You are only as good as a slut!
You, I will remember you!
Whatever! Dragon!
This fool is not easy to handle! We need help!
We have two girls!
They are useless! They can't fight
We need someone who can fight
Why don't I go get the director who helped me in Hong Kong!
In Hong Kong?
No, he is working in Hollywood now his name is Woo
I know him too, John Woo, right?
No! His name is Handsome Wu! Really?
This is it!
The fat boy really works in the Hollywood?
Yes!
What is wrong with Hollywood?!
What kind of movie company is this?
I think it's an X-rated movie company
Handsome!
King, you came to visit me?
You really came to Hollywood to be a director?
A small time director
I am working inside!
What is the movie called?
Face off!
Didn't John Woo direct that movie already?
Sorry, it's Fuck off!
Come on, man!
It's going to start soon
You make X-rated movie?
No. It is triple X-rated movie
This company has a great future I have given it a Chinese name too
It is called Dickyland
I am going to build a Dickyland in Hong Kong soon
I am going to make lots of money soon
This is the director you are talking about?
Yes!
The Hong Kong directors come here to make C classed movies
I make X-rated movie I can make more money!
I make over 10 movies a year
Later I'll make a movie called The pen and I
Then I will make Shakespeare in make love
After that I will make a big class movie
Leonardo Dilaluim will star in Ti Land Wook!
Awesome!
I need your help
I will pay double this time
You are my good friend I will do my best
But I have to take care of him first. Wait
Stand back
What is that thing between that guys legs?
It looks like a fried rice roll
No! It's a regular rice roll
You are right!
No reaction what so ever Get up your useless dick!
Give me some more time!
Baby, come give me a hand
Speak English they can't understand Chinese
Right! Baby, come help
You are something!
He is useless!
Handsome, I came is because I want you to find me a girl
to attract a fool
If I have a beautiful girl then this fool will stand up for sure
Little boy give me some face and wake up, okay?
It's okay now!
Hello!
Don't look...
Why are you still searching for a beautiful girl?
She is the perfect candidate
Can she?
Of course! Look!
Why do you want us to come watch X-rated movies?
I didn't ask you to watch I want you to act in it
No way!
Shut up! $100,000!
Who do you think we are?
$200,000!
I will pay
I want to be the main actor!
I don't want you to make X-rated movies
I just want you to attract Peter Chu
Get him to fall for you Seduce him to sleep with you
I don't understand!
He is so rich, why does he need to lie?
He is so mean we want to trick him a little
Yeah! All girls knows how to do this!
Maybe you don't do this often
Let's do this
I will be Peter Chu and you will try your skills on me
If there is any mistake I can correct it right away
Come on!
Let me do it
Okay
No! This is too easy something more important is waiting for me
Really?
I will go feed the crab!
Come on
Yeah! Go
No way! How can she be this good?!
It is nothing! This is only a regular reaction of a man!
Not bad just think of her as someone I don't like
Someone you don't like
Your shirt!
Very attractive!
It's okay, Dragon is not here right now
Would a used product become new after being washed?
No one will know what happened!
Hi! Someone delivered a tape to you
Who?
Let's take a look!
Master... Pay them please
Hello
I didn't answer the phone! It's for you!
Hello!
After you watch this tape you will die
No, Dragon will die
Don't forget to pay Hello?
Hello?
It's hung up!
No more time left, let's get to work!
Wait
What?
I am scared!
What for? I have taught you for couple days already. Let's go!
Give me a 9, okay?
An 8 is okay too
8 or 9 is fine
I won't! I don't want to be with him
Hey
What?
If you don't want to do it why didn't you tell me earlier?
We have the whole plan set up already
What are you doing here?
Do you like me?
Of course! You are so beautiful of course I like you! Right?
Do you know that I fell in love with you last time when I met you by the pool
When I saw you again at the airport
I was so happy that I didn't know how to even describe it!
Do you like me?
Of course! You are so beautiful of course I like you
If you like me, why you send me to seduce that evil man?
It's work! I am going to pay for your work
What if I get raped?
Will you feel sad!?
It won't happen! We are looking after you!
Nothing is going to be wrong
I am doing this for you
Does it work? It's well experienced
I know that falling in love with you means nothing good
But I don't have to consider anymore
Too tired!
Just kidding. You are so old
How come you are here?
You are good! When are you going to teach me how to kiss a girl?
Want me to kick your ass?
I saw everything!
Am I a bad person?
No! There is no good or bad in relationships
The only matters is that who likes the other party the most
If she likes you
She will even sacrifice herself for you
But you don't need her to do that
Thanks! Get to work
Beautiful!
Do you think you can win?
Very beautiful!
You think this card is pretty too?
Player or Baccarat, nothing!
Baby, you won. Aren't you happy?
I will bet on player this hand
Player!
I like your personality!
You lost?
I told you to bet on player with me If so, you'd have won money
Let's do this, you can have these chips
I don't want it!
I knew you are here
Easy! Just stay there!
Who told you to come?
You got a bad temper
I learnt it from you
Go back to your room
What a punk!
A beautiful girl is following this dickhead!
Forget it! No more game let's go to watch magic shows
Cash please
Good
It's that 2 dickheads again!
A beautiful girl is following a dickhead!
Thank you for your help!
No, no, no, thank you!
Go! Go!
Give her a hand...
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
And now, is there anyone of the audiences willing to remove this curtain?
Sir, you, please! If you want!
Thank you very much
Asshole!
Thanks, I am very shy
I always wanted to hit a tiger
But now I killed a tiger
Thank you
Baby, have some wine?
I am Betty!
Betty?! What a cute name!
They called me Dicky when I was little
Now they called me Big Dick
You are so beautiful why are you following that asshole?
He is a gangster in Hong Kong my whole family is controlled by him
So what?
The most powerful gangsters in the world are in America
But they are stupid They go around and cause troubles
But they don't have the guts to fight one to one
All they do it to spend tons of money to shoot missile at people
If they change that money into coins and throw it
all the people in Yugoslavia will die
You are well educated!
Of course
Don't follow that asshole anymore!
Follow me
You drunk the wine already I will take that as a yes
I will give you a gift
Wait for me!
Go away!
Out!
Yes Sir!
Will we have sex tonight?
Of course!
Finger prints scan
Certify! Mr. Chu
Thank you!
Who is it?
Why are you here?
I have told you many times
I don't want to be bothered when I open the safe
If I press it wrong three times
the safe will release high heat and destroy everything in there
You remember the password better than ID number! How will you press it wrong?
Sit tight
I wanted you to give me this ring for a year and you never did
But now you are going to give it to that bitch
Don't forget, I helped you to get that 4 billion
Shut up!
You want to hit me?!
If I don't want to no one dares to touch me
You... look so pretty when you are mad
I am a man, it is normal for me to try get a woman onto a bed
You are mine forever be a little bit generous
Let her wear this and be happy for couple of days
After I am tired of her, I will steal the ring back for you
You better keep your promise!
I swear! If I lie
I will be used as a human missile and will be thrown to Yugoslavia
Be good, don't get mad
Sit here, rest and look after the safe for me!
Do you like it?
Is this for me?
Don't go back tonight
I can't! He will kill my parents!
Your parents will die someday anyways!
Why don't I go buy tickets for tomorrow night's show
I will sneak out to meet you after the show starts
Okay! And come back here
No way! But I know there is a small motel around
He knows too many people here
I don't want to be noticed
I like when a girl is cheating on his man!
Which motel?
Bye!
Yeah, go, go, go... Alili
I love sex
What?
I've got him. I have a date with him tomorrow night at 11 at that motel
That's good! We will give him a shot after we capture him
When he is dizzy we will take him back to Hong Kong
I heard that he has 4 billion in his safe!
Did you hear it wrong?
4 billion? Betty what are you talking about?
Nothing!
Didn't you just say that he has 4 billion?
They can get 4 billion on this job?
We can be super rich!
I don't care! I've had great contributions
What are you talking about?
He lied! Do you believe her?
Crazy!
Sammi
Don't talk to me
I got it, you guys work together
You guys are going to leave me out
I know, you guys always look down on me
I am right! I am not important to you
I am really a trash
You guys never want to count me in anyways
I should leave!
I am leaving!
Sammi!
Don't mind her!
Why should we let her go?
Let's see how far she can go?
Let's go!
What?
I heard everything you just said!
Want to go to my room and have a drink?
No!
Interested?
Is it a 5 carts diamond?
7 and a half carts!
You are giving it to me?
They know I have 4 billion and want to take me back to Hong Kong
Do you know what other plans they have for me?
I heard that they want to capture you at that motel
Don't tell them that I am working for you!
No way! Don't worry!
So?
This is it!
What's going on?
They are in there
What is this?
Heat detector
A human body releases temperature around 100ºF
It can be detected through a wall
We have to be smart
When Peter Chu is showering we will rush in and fix him
We will tie him up and take him back to Hong Kong
I want to kick his ass
I am scared
How can we be scared right now?
Let's get some rest first
Trying to capture me?
So, do you believe me now?
Fix them!
Got it
Do it clean!
What are you going to do to them?
Nothing!
Just throw them into the crusher
and crush them into a sausage
Are you kidding?
You better be smart and listen to me
If you didn't have a nice body
You will become hot dog too!
Take off the ring
Are you sure?
Here you go!
Sir!
Do remember, you disturb me making love
your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death
Sorry! I should speak English
Do remember, you disturb me making love your spring pocket dick will be barbecued!
Get out!
Sir!
Hello, conmen
Security!
Don't hit my face...
You love to have a handsome face?
I told you not to hit my face
How come you are here?
Who is there in that motel?
You guys got tricked!
Try to use high technology equipment to track us?! It won't work!
Shit! Go back!
What did you say?
Damn! Let's go!
The safe is here!
Open the safe
I won't! I dare you to kill me!
Just use his finger prints!
It's not that simple! There must be a password
We can guess!
Guess?! If you get it wrong 3 times the safe will release high heat
and it will burn up everything in there
I don't care!
But you guys will come here for nothing!
Don't be cocky!
What?
Do you think it will be safe if you don't answer the phone?!
Let me tell you, I have a habit
If I don't answer my call they know something is wrong
They will be here soon
Get up!
Let me tell you, you better work with us
If not, I will kill you right now
You won't! It does nothing good if you kill me
Who touched my ass?
Me!
The car is over there!
Where is the driver?
Driver?
Yeah! Driver?
Didn't you get a driver?
You don't have to be so mean! I will drive
Sorry!
But why didn't you hire a driver?
So what, didn't you say that you are going to drive?
I will drive it if I know how
Why you rented a manual transmission?
So what? It's still a car
But you have to swing this thing up and down
The biggest difference is
that I only have a automatic driving license
What?
I don't get it why didn't you hire a driver?!
Why didn't you hire a driver when you rent this car?
I don't know how to drive this car
Come out!
Why are you so mean?!
Why do you have a useless driver license?!
I only know how to drive an automatic!
Don't be so mean?! I only learned automatic before!
You are so mean, why don't you drive?
I drive?! Do you know who I am?
I drive for you?!
Enough, they are almost here!
You drive
I won't drive! This is against my principal! I won't drive
Why didn't you hire a driver then?!
This is inexcusable
I have to punish you! You guys drive it
I don't know how to drive!
What is the matter with you? Why can't you just drive?!
We are in a hurry! You drive! You are so annoying!
I don't know how!
You don't know how to drive?
I didn't know how to drive when I was little
I went to jail when I grew up
I came out when I was 30 something I had no time to learn driving
I can't act being unconscious anymore! You guys are damn stupid
I can't take it anymore
What are you laughing at?! Why don't you drive then?!
Me?! I might be able to fly a plane but I just can't drive!
Take a cab
Look after him I will go buy the ticket!
Do you know how to hold a gun?
Gun doesn't have eyes! It might go off itself
It's okay! You will die that's all!
Excuse me! Who?
What are you doing here?
Are you Mr. Wong Jing?
No
I'm sorry!
Nat! Nat!
His men are here
What should we do?
I don't know
How come you are sitting on him?!
Get up!
How come he is here? Why?
You guys want money, right?
I will give you guys couple millions okay?
You silly kidnappers!
Silly kidnappers?!
Don't hit me! Don't hit my nose!
My nose is plastic made!
You...
What should we do?
We don't have to take a plane!
Let's go!
I think about 3 more hours we will be able to reach Los Angeles
How come there is desert all over the place?
We didn't ask you to walk
Hey, can we have a deal?
You want to have a deal? Talk to my boss
You think I'm a fool? You are their boss
Let me go, I will give you $800,000,000!
$800,000,000?! We will get $200,000,000 each!
Think, the person who sent you to arrest me won't be able to pay this amount!
$800,000,000?!
If you release me, I will pay you
You will pay right away?!
We are loyal to our words
I will trust you!
Why are you hitting me so hard?
My nose is plastic made!
Look, he is bleeding badly!
What's happening back there?
Nothing
Let me do it! Want to get his ass kicked
Kidnap... It's a kidnap
It's fake
Stop messing around I will kill you
You won't kill me, right?
If you kill me then you just wasted great chance to get rich
If we kill him, Dragon will be dead
So you need money to save your fellow
Then you just can't kill me now
And you better treat me well
If you release me earlier would have given you $800,000,000
Now... I won't give you a penny
I can't let you go but I can kick your ass!
Dickhead!
We can't take this car anymore
The driver will go call the police
Let's walk
Walk? Walk in a desert?
You two are bastards!
I was enjoying my life in the Ceasers Palace
But now I have to suffer and walk in this damn hot desert!
Why didn't we just follow the highway?
Isn't that the same as driving the bus?
We will get arrested by the highway police too
After we cross this desert we will be there
About 4 days!
4 days?! We have been walking for 4 days! You asshole!
What's wrong with him?
Stop!
Is he crazy?
Don't you say that word again
What word?
Don't you say the word asshole again
Or he will lose control again
So strange!
We can't continue like this
You can but I can't
My life is very valuable
If this continues
we will either die of thirst or fatigue
You know that there is lot of poisoned snake here
If we get bitten by one of them
We will die in half an hour
If other snake bite us we will die in 15 minutes
Snake! Did you see it?
Stop messing around?!
Be careful Really?
Stop messing around! Who bite my ass?
Who is it?
It will be good if I am gambling by winning two in a row
Let's wait until the snake's gone
Looks like he is poisoned
Very deep
He will surely die within half an hour
unless someone sucks the poison for him
Be fair. Let's vote then
Okay!
1, 2, 3
You!
Have we voted already?
Yes!
You guys picked on me
No way! If you agree to suck out his poison
I will give you $10,000,000 more
$10,000,000
Fine! But you have to promise me one thing
What?
Don't you dare mention this again
If not our friendship is over
Of course
Really? Really
If I tell Dragon about this he will laugh to death
I told you not to mention it!
I didn't
Hurry
Don't treat me like this!
You are so heavy! Can you come down and walk by yourself?
I am hurt and you don't even feel sorry for me?!
I think I suffer more than you
Is my lips okay?
It's fine!
Really?
Hey
What's the matter? Hurry
Hurry
How is my lips?
Nothing It's fine
Do you have a lip stick?
No
Where is the mirror?
No
Let me take a look... Don't move
Let's go...
I can't stand it!
Hurry!
Come carry me, I am hurt
You are annoying
There will be a gas station west of us!
We walked in that direction for many times already but we didn't see it?!
I am just doing as what it says on the map!
Forget it! Don't get mad
Is my lips okay?
They are fine!
It's tight!
Is only an illusion!
Really?
Is that an illusion?
What?
Yeah! There is a restaurant!
We can get something to eat!
Shit! I don't have any money!
I left my wallet on the bus
Don't look at me! I never carry cash with me
Do we look like we have money on us?
I always rely on my boss
Why should I carry money when you are here?
You guys are all beggars!
Shut the hell up! Stop talking nonsense!
Luckily we have this cheater here
Don't worry! Peter Chu is here we can eat anything we want
Who are they?
Chinese FBI?
Have you seen a woman in white shirt?
She's a very dangerous person She put poison into someone's coffee
She killed 7 persons in L.A.
You don't believe that?
Asshole!
Hi, you want to get shot? Up here you want to get shot?
Go... get out
I thought that you could help! But I still had to pull out this gun
You guys started eating already?
There are lots of food
Eat
Don't just eat! Go get the money in the cashier
Get the cash!
Asshole!
Don't run!
Wait for me
What are you doing?
Let's see how far you can run
Get up... How are you?
I can't
Come here
Enough!
Look at him
You have killed him
Continue
Go help him
So how are you?
I can't feel my lower body
Let me see
Let me take a look
Rattle snake
What?
Rattle snake!
Snake!
Hey What?
When did you tattoo a Mickey Mouse on your ass?
Is it swelling badly?
Why don't you suck up the poison for me?
Me?!
Peter Chu, come here
I am fainting!
Get up
I am acting... I am going to die
What should we do?
There is only one solution
What?
Why can't you just die?!
I thought that you are very loyal to your friend!
I will suck it out for you
After I suck it out for you I will kill you myself!
Pick your choice
Find a person who can suck out the poison for me
Let me try
There is right eousness in the world
It is worse than the Chinese Odyssey
When can we go home?
I am going to kick your ass
Hurry
People say that when you are tired you will likely see illusions
Look, it's a twister!
No, it is a cotton candy
Forget it, let's go
Look, someone is making a movie
It is an illusion Look, it's Handsome
Handsome? Handsome!
Suck it... Right, just like that
Handsome
King...
Cut!
Handsome. How come you know that I am making a movie here?
Water...
Cut! Good take
Let me introduce to you this is Leonardo Dilaluim
Hello!
She is Kelly
Looks like your actress is good at sucking
Can you suck for me?
Kelly, come here, suck him
No... Not here, my ass!
Can you take us to Los Angeles?
I have to finish this movie!
Look, why don't you drive yourself?
Car? Where is the car?
Look
Make-up trailer
Very pretty! What kind of transmission is this?
Automatic
That's great
Thanks
Good luck
Five
Thanks, bye!
Get in the car
Little crab, you can't die
We can't go on without you
You are our lucky charm
If we get through this I will take care of you for life
What about me?
You will get your share
You won't take care of me?
I have a girlfriend
It's okay, just don't tell her
Will you?
Why not?
If you take me back you will get at least over 1 billion
Everybody should get their share
What are you talking about?
That you are tricking your friend and the girls
When you take me back I will be forced to give back the 4 billion
According to the rules you will at least get half
Didn't you say you only will get $80,000,000? Everyone will get $20,000,000
Don't listen to him
You will get $20,000,000
He will get 2 billion
Are you finished?
Almost done
They have brains
That fat lips driver is easy to be tricked
But these two girls are very smart
Do you think they will trust you?!
If you were them, can you stand it?!
What? You believe him?
I am 40 years old... No, I am 20 years old
No one dares to trick me before
Just say it!
Okay, hit me
Fine!
You asshole! How dare you frame Brother King!
How dare you try to hurt our relationship?!
You court my girl
You gave us aphrodisiac
You got us to have affair
No... I didn't
You deserve this beating!
Enough... If you continue, he will die
His nose is plastic made
I have to kick his ass to please myself
Here, I will give you a kiss
Where?
Kiss the lips
That's better
Okay?
Stop singing around, drive
Drive
King, are you okay?
Don't die... I don't want to stay with you anymore
I am fine
Shit!
The crab died and you are still alive, why?
I am fine
What?
Two helicopters are coming
What? Really?
Drive
Get down
Go to hell
Go to hell, trying to arrest me?!
Drive side to side
Can't you see it?
I can't see Am I going side to side already?
Are you blind?
I am going to fire you all... You won't get a penny from me
You don't have to go so far!
Help! Help!
I am alive. I am still alive
How are you? What does that mean!
Are those two assholes dead?
Let's beat them downstairs
Kick the shit out of them!
So, how does it feel, my friends?!
When are you going to die?
None of your business, little conman
Trying to catch me? Beat me?
Get me bitten by snake
Where are the two women?
They are in the hospital One of them is still in critical situation
You won't get away, you cheater
The F.B.I. Is starting to investigate into us
We should go to Mexico
There are no laws
Go get ready
I will go up-stairs first Let them suffer, get them pain
Good
Sorry! I can't help you
Sorry! I got you into this
Go to hell! Why you guys talk so much?
Are you guys acting in a soap drama?
Trying to steal my money?!
Finger prints scan!
Certify! Mr. Chu
Thanks
Fei Fei
Damn it!
What is going on?
Do you still think that you are in Las Vegas?
You got tricked, stupid!
It is only a set
A set?
Let me go! Why are you arresting me?
I have 4 billion who dares to arrest me?!
You have 4 billion before but now, you don't
Why?
We set up the place to steal your code
When you were opening your safe
the F.B.I. Saw your code already
They have opened your safe
You
Mr. Kiang, the F.B.I. In U.S. Said that the mission is completed
Okay!
Where am I?
Shen Zhen
You'll be executed in China, Mr. Fool
What fool, who are you?
Go to hell How dare you talk to me like that?!
Master, Brother Nat
I saved him for you I can pay you $30,000,000 less
You wish! Don't you dare pay me one penny less!
You guys are good
Fei, how come you are with them?
Sorry! I am a stained witness now
I am going to point you out
They promise me to let me have this ring
You sold me out! Where are my men?
Look
How come they are all Chinese?
Sorry! They are all in jail in America
Let me introduce a man to you
Famous Hollywood X-rated movie director Handsome Wu
How do you like the stunt of the helicopter chasing our car?
Special stunts? Isn't it all fake?
Of course it is fake
If it was real lots of people would have been hurt?!
I hate assholes like you!
Asshole!
Peter Chu finally fell into my trap
This feeling is better than gaining the 4 billion dollars
This feeling is like...
Sheringham in Man. United...
Solskjaer...
Beckham...
and Schmeichel when they won Triple-Champion in European Football Cup
King. I want to introduce two persons to you
Who?
I hired these two ladies from Taiwan to help you secretly
Sorry! We just followed the order
I understand...
Let me ask you, about the things you said to me by the pool is it real?
Just kidding, you are too old to me
Sorry! I lied to you for so long
We are leaving, bye!
I finally fell into her trap
This feeling is like Beckham failed to score in the World Cup
Get out!
Master, are you crying?
Someone left a note to you
She will wait for you at the door
Why did you look at people's note?
I didn't mean to
You are dead this time
Miss
Miss, how much a night?